Tribute to Trolls- II

Previous- Tribute to Trolls

The snap shots captured here are the comments received on my blog!
Thankfully the moderator was on and hence it didn’t get posted. They had cleared SPAM check and sat under “Pending”. You may click on the image for an enlarged view.

Like most of the other bloggers; I too have received as many SPAM in different languages ranging from enlarge you “pen!$” to invites to porn sites. Why I am baffled is because the level of such spams (language/content) has fallen invariably. Since ob of these were in vernacular; I could try reading the matter! “Anil” Sharma happens to be a male name; yet has posted comments being a girl..

It’s no big deal. Just that I am beyond amazement reading such trolls. Apparently, it’s not your email or cellphone SP who needs to act.. these worms are everywhere!

ONE

TWO

I am thinking. Next time any one offends me by sending stupid sms without identity; I am going to publish those here. Cellphone number, details and snap shot included.

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Windows “Account Update” Hoax

I just received a mail saying this:

Sub: YOUR ACCOUNT WOULD BE CLOSED TREAT AS URGENT

UPDATE THIS ACCOUNT,

Take note of this message and treat as urgent.

This message is from Windows Live Team, it is aimed at ensuring that our entire account user verifies their accounts as any account that violates our online privacy policy statement will be shut down. It is also aimed to curb anonymous registration of our account which is causing congestion to our service.

Any of our account holders that flaunt this order shall have their accounts deleted permanently.  You have one week from date of receipt of this message to comply or risk your account closed.

You are therefore advised to verify that you are the owner of this account and still in use by filling the information below.

Username:……………………..
Password……………………….
Date of Birth: …………………
Country or Territory: ……….

YOUR DETAILS WILL NOT BE SHARED.
We’ll keep working on making Windows Live the best email service around, and we appreciate your joining us for the ride.

Microsoft respects your privacy. Please read our online Privacy Statement.

Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052
.

Please do not share any information.

  • The funniest part is that it says it’s from “WindowsLive Team”. The actual mail come from “Windows Live Team“.
  • If you hover your cursor on the “WindowsLive Team”, the ID would show as “kjell240@hotmail.com”. Whereas the real mail ID happens to be some thing like “communications@microsoft.windowslive.com”
  • There is no place or hyper- link to read the “Privacy Statement” online or even other- wise.
  • The entire e- mail is typed in Bold and at places Italicized too!

SPAM the email asap, and kindly do not reply!

NEVER EVER SHARE YOUR PASSWORD

LIC needs an Insurance themselves

LIC stands for Life Insurance Corporation of India

I could have spent time writing my biography. Instead, I am typing this post out. I am a LIC policy holder for the past 3 years. It so happened that the agent who had registered me, Anwar- DO-1, 9810609743, some 3 years back; didn’t pay the commission that was supposed to come to me. Nevermind.

I had approached him several times to update my address. He had kept insisting that the amount that comes as an interest after few years, would automatically go to my Bank Account. All he would talk about is I should settle down- asap. The last time I had talked to him some 2 years back and shut him off for good, he was more keen on showing me the pictures of prospective grooms. Since he was introduced through a common link, I couldn’t scream on him. Not that any was left of that.

Well, as it was ordained to happen; the cheque had gone back from my earlier residential address. Not a big deal- is it? He could always collect it and leave that at that common link’s place or me to re-collect.

Here’s the big deal.

I had tried to register with the LIC website today. The site takes practically ages to open up.

Opening..

Registered..

I wanted to change my address. Note how “Change Address” is above the Profile Information!!

Note how the "address change" box is above "update profile"

Clicking on “Address Change”, gives me a huge message saying this:

Address Change allows you to change the addresses of your policies. No detail is being seen because,

1) you might not have enrolled any policies.

2) the enrolled policies are yet to be VALIDATED or there is mismatch in Policy Date of Birth with Profile Date of Birth.

If you have not submitted the enrollment form to a branch office for verification, please do so.

  • REALLY..??

Don’t miss out on my Gender Information as uploaded on the website

My name, address and gender was already filled in. I am a woman. I had gladly started updating my profile. I had the option to over- ride my address there too..!!

No Single Names Please

There- again I am stuck up. The website doesn’t allow anyone to register with Single Name.. This is after I am a Policy Holder (as the jargon goes). If I am a Policy Holder with my Single Name itself; then how come, I am restricted to open up an account with the same name? For “who-ever’s” sake, I have submitted supporting documents reflecting my Single name.

User ID and Address have been "whitened". Note my Gender and an * at the Last Name field

LIC Offices are unreachable

I contacted all the numbers given on their website for Delhi. They either “don’t exist” or are “temporarily out of Service”.

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Mumbai numbers are even better

  • 022-26766221.
  • After making you punch all your details and hold for 5 minutes on music..
  • Holding..
  • The IVR says that the information against my Policy Numbers isn’t available. Press 1 for any other a/c; 2 for no more account..
  • 2..
  • Thank You for calling (says the IVR and you are hung up)
  • @#$#^%#@#$$%

No help from anywhere

I call up Just Dial- 22222222; they give me a number of Zonal Office- 011-028844159. I call up the numbers provided. The man who answered the call was too hesitant to speak up. He was of no help; neither could he provide any other number.

I redial 8 times 2. 2 cell- numbers were provided-

  • 9210209904- No Response to Bell
  • 9811135393- Rajinder- Marketing Manager. He “suggested” that I call Just Dial and take Mumbai numbers. He didn’t have any. I had asked him if he knew how shameless he was- BLANK. I disconnected on him.

I have failed to talk to the LIC officers whereby they guarantee Insurances.. Just who would insure them against their malfunctions?

Anyone listening..?