News in @HT City & Brunch- 18th April, 2010

  • Sania’s face is cut out

Excerpt: Sania Mirza is a poster girl no more.. at least for some petrol pumps in Bangalore  who cut out the Tennis Star’s Face off hoarding following her marriage to Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Malik.

Two Words

  • Reita Faria (boy am I glad I still have some of her beautiful pics on paper?)
  • Indian Crabs

Details

  • She was the 1st Indian to have won Miss World in 1966 till Aishwarya claimed it back in 1994
  • The Train Tracks happen to run just 50mtrs away from my place of residence. A few months back, a Train full of Crabs from all over the World were being shipped to a 5* Hotel. It just so happened that the Train had to halt because of dense fog. Upon realization of the fact, the crabs started to crawl their exit. In the American Crab compartment, they elected a President who started to give names in a certain order for the escape; the British Crabs took the Queen’s Order & started moving out. The Japanese & the Chinese Crabs decided– all for oneself. After a while when Fog cleared, it was found that all the boxes were empty except for one compartment’s. The Indian Crabs kept pulling each others’ leg whenever any of them tried to climb up to move out.

After Note: Have we really run out of issues to critize or concentrate upon??

Congratulations Sania..

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They Just Don’t Sell

Excerpt: Perfume, Exrcise videos & now Toothpaste- celebs endorse products that retails find hard to shift.

Note:

    • Alright, so have you splashed the Lata Eau De Parfum yet?
    • Now, start you day with Sach.. Please do.
    • Anyone to buy the DVDs, please let me know; I need to tone down & have conceivably undergone all non- surgical treatments. I desperately want to know what I can do without slogging it in a Gym, how come I was fit before I started to Work.. Oh no, I was completely an indoor person before that.. Has body started to store extra fat since I have started to go out around?

After Note: Do the celebs have nothing better to endorse? Some Social Cause, some better deal, some awareness campaign; or maybe not. I mean quit the TAG celeb & just be a Human?

Even they wont sell then.

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  • Vir Sanghvi writes about RUDE MUSIC this week- Sing Hallelujah!

Excerpt: Its one of the world’s most famous songs. I tried to track down the history of its rise, its resurrection & of course Leonard Cohen’s orginal version.

Note: I missed his RUDE FOOD. He writes so well, the matter & the style both. Man! isn’t he candid about himself too? That’s exactly what makes his Writes so catching.

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  • Personal Agenda- Aparna Sen (3 time National Award winning Director)

Excerpt 1If you could go back in time, which period of history would you go back to & why?

I’d go back to pre- history. The time of the Mahabharta. They had the most amazing sex- lives back then. Anything we can imagine now pales in comparison.

Note: I AGREE..

Excerpt 2: Breaking News is ….. (a certain) Lalu Prasad Yadav has been made the PM of India.

Note: Where’s my Passport? Please give me the 1st tickets available, no matter wherever.. Someone arrange for a sedative please..

After Note: A Very Happy New Year to her

Face of our Society- Rootcause

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One response to “News in @HT City & Brunch- 18th April, 2010

  1. Pingback: Congratulations Sania.. « Olivia writes here..

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