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- Read below the two articles produced as they were with their Links. The people, their minds & their thoughts pour out as our Hemlines go up & Necklines go down..
Christ, Bless us all..
Iranian cleric Kazem Sedighi has an unlikely ally in the irreverent Mae West. She once said, “You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.” In Sedighi’s case, make that as “sins”. In an astounding scientific discovery, the cleric has pronounced that women in immodest clothing are causing earthquakes. We bet this is making all those seismologists who having been pouring over charts and graphs look a little stupid. There they were measuring tremors and studying the quality of soil when the answer was right under their noses. Let’s see how they cover this one up.
On the question of covering up, support for Sedighi comes from an unlikely Indian quarter and it’s not dear Muthalik of the Ram Sena or the sartorially suspicious VHP. It is from that doyen of modesty Rakhi Sawant. With the fervour of a Medici pope, the lady once known for the few centimeters of clothing that adorned her persona has informed us that the Bible feels that nudity leads to sin. Now, she may be right there. If, say, Cindy Crawford were to appear starker in the middle of one of our cities, chances are that less than clean thoughts would pop into the heads of our lads. Having come to this realization as Saul on the road to Damascus, old Rakhi has been making sure that none of her substantial assets are on view any more.
We would like to hear more from Sedighi. With his vast knowledge of the causes of natural disasters, he could be useful on how to deal with the Icelandic volcano that is causing such havoc. If the solution is a simple thing like adding an inch or two to your hemline, then so be it. Could it be that women in bathing suits are causing tsunamis? Sedighi is also a boon to a recession-hit fashion industry. Now all the top cats of couture can come out with a new version of the little black dress, the long black dress. Don’t want to expose anyone to temptation, not even Nature, do we?
Did ‘boobquake’ spark off Taiwan tremor?
An Iranian cleric’s claim that showing skin causes earthquakes was almost proved to be true, after Taiwan experienced a temblor coinciding with women across the globe baring their breasts in defiance, a media report said on Tuesday.
Cleric Kazem Sedighi had said on April 12: “Many women who do not dress modestly… lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.”
Over 200,000 women across the world, including from Iran, registered on a Facebook event called ‘Boobquake’ and vowed to bare their chests on Monday in defiance of the cleric’s statement.
Coinciding with the event, a tremor, measuring 6.5 on the Richter scale, hit Taiwan on Monday, though it caused relatively little damage. Buildings swayed briefly but none fell and there were no casualties.
But, the “Boobquake” organizer, Jennifer McCreight, a student at Purdue University in Indiana, said the Taiwan quake does not count because it happened outside her time zone.
“On average, 134 magnitude 6-6.9 earthquakes occur annually. If we get many of a similar magnitude in the next 24 hours, we might start worshipping the power of immodesty,” she wrote in her blog.
Sedighi’s comments had prompted McCreight to say that she wanted to test his theory to see if cleavage really does possess seismic powers. She made a proposal, asking other female skeptics to join her in showing a little cleavage on Monday.
A Mother breast feeds her baby; by these standards half the world should have been over by.. For crying out loud it’s not some ugly looking and foul smelling hairy skin that we are making a reference to here; it has always been synonymous with beauty. A man with a bare chest and a Denim Jeans may be a farmer; but a woman showing off her cleavage or her long legs (they are only her limbs) becomes a “…”. It’s a Surprising selective variation of conditions.
And how does one make love? Sit with folded palms on his knees and begging her not to expose him to the ultimate wrath of the Human Civilization. Seems we have nothing intelligent to engage ourselves into.
All they need is a heavy dose of anti- depressant.. Send me some too. Ever since I have put this posted this Blog, I have been dreaming of Earthquakes 😉
Hope that this evil humor wears off soon..